welcome cunties
essentiallyjesus:

is he okay

essentiallyjesus:

is he okay

girlfriends father: so what are you doing at college?
me: i am majoring in youre daughters ass
girlfriends father: haha sweet

gunlust:

lifeisrhythm:

A feminist and an anti-feminist walk into a bar. They sit down and have a drink together because they’re adults who don’t let personal views effect their decisions on who they should or should not associate with.

can’t wait to go willingly spend my time with people who hold toxic views and treat me and my friends like garbage so that someone online thinks i’m an adult

pansages:

cishet:

pansages:

cishet:

pansages:

ヽ༼ຈヽ༼ل͜ຈ༽ノ johny johny

yeso papa? ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ノ

ヽ༼ヽ༼ຈヽ༼ل͜ຈ༽ຈ༽ノ eating sugar

ノ…..no pap ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ノ

ヽ༼ຈヽ༼༼ل͜ل͜ຈ༽ノ telling a lie

madboner:

when you’re walking towards the air conditioner to turn it off and you just

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acklesalecki:

slothlifechoseme:

runyouclevertimelord:

spankmeniall:

lizziefaguire:

YOU KNOW WHAT REALLY IRKS ME ABOUT AUSTRALIANS

THEY CALL MCDONALDS “MACCAS” 

WHY

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you drongos dont understand ok. we go to the servo for fuel, we go to maccas for burgers and we go to the bottle-o for grog.

Wait, what the hell is grog?

i feel like somebody insulted me in a foreign language and then continued to insult me even though i don’t understand

defense lawyer: sweetie(: