welcome cunties

baracknobama:

theres this kid in my maths class who can recite pi to 720 digits

and im there like image

sadsk8r:

doctors: why are all your bones broken
me: totally gnarly kick flip
doctors: fucking savage bro

jakeforjesus:

Those girls who wear converse to prom because “they aren’t like most girls”

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alask-uhh:

strugglingtobeheard:

See this why you don’t live with white people

dyingggg

alask-uhh:

strugglingtobeheard:

See this why you don’t live with white people

dyingggg

bullied:

lmao

bullied:

lmao

baby: d-d-d..
dad: daddy? are you trying to say daddy?
baby: D I C K S Q U A D
Company GM: how qualified are you for this job.
Me: im with the shits brah
Company GM: nigga u hired matter fact take my job
*about to get murdered*
murderer: any last words
me: imagine how is touch the sky
murderer:
me:
*escapes while murderer tries to figure it out*